Excerpts from No Teachers Left Behind

From: Kelly Scott

To: Tracey Peterson/VMS                                    Re: Marvin’s Grades

 Dear Ms. Peterson,

I am writing because Marvin texted me earrlier, and told me that he is in your class again.  I do not want Marvin in your class again this year. You felled him last year so I have no idea why he was placed in your class again.   You were bitch last year, and I am sure you are still a bitch this year.  You are an inqualified lady who has a job as an educater, and you are also a very unsimpathetic person.  I insist that Marvin be placed in the class of a more qualified teacher who is simpathetic to the fact that he sometimes takes a nap during the day because he likes to stay up late watching televission.   I expect this to be done before the end of the day, and I would like to receive an email when it ocurrs.    If this is not done, I will come to Vilyon as soon as my shift at the Waffle Shack is over.

Sincerely Yours,

Kelly Scott, Marvins mother

 

 

From: Tracey Peterson/ Vilyon Middle School/TCPS 

To: Kelly Scott                                                    Re: Marvin’s Grades (remix – not sent) 

CC: Shawna White 

Dear Ms. Scott,

I do not give a damn that you are unhappy with Marvin’s grades.   How the hell do you think I feel?  That shit for brains kid of yours repeated the fourth and fifth grade twice, and now he is repeating the sixth grade for the second year in my class.   That fat turd brought down my class average on the CRCT.   He could not even bubble in his own name right to get the minimum score.  And you, a waitress who works at a place where a waffle and hot dog platter is considered a gourmet dish, you have the nerve to criticize me without even recognizing the fact that this boy who is almost old enough to drive himself to school, who has two children of his own, does not even know his multiplication tables.   How many certifications do you need in order to be a waitress and a sad ass parent?  You are a dumb bitch.   If Marvin is the future of this world, where in the hell is the damn red button?   Fuck you bitch and the entire family that inbred you.

Please send additional comments to my personal email account, uignorantbitch@feelme.com. 

Tracey Peterson                             

6th grade Language Arts, Vilyon Middle School.